Monday, March 19, 2012

UPDATE: Lonely Guy from poster was a comedian

According to this NY Post article, excerpted below, "Jeff, One Lonely Guy," is publishing a book based on the more than 65,000 responses he received from his weird poster that The Urban Boy Scout brought you back in December. I knew it couldn't be for real...

When a pimp calls to cheer you up, you know you have problems.

After Jeff Ragsdale, a stand-up comedian and actor from Harlem, was “near suicidal” following a painful breakup, he posted fliers around the city soliciting other forlorn New Yorkers to reach out.

“If anyone wants to talk about anything, call me (347) 469-3173. Jeff, one lonely guy,” read the fliers, which he plastered across the Upper West Side, Chelsea and the East Village in mid-October 2011.

A pimp soon responded with some free advice.

“You know, you’re too old to be posting your number on the streets, man,” he said. “What kind of chick would meet a guy from a street poster?”
FREQUENT FLIERS: Actor/stand-up comedian Jeff Ragsdale posts one of his “one lonely guy” fliers, which have triggered a flood of responses from across the globe.
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FREQUENT FLIERS: Actor/stand-up comedian Jeff Ragsdale posts one of his “one lonely guy” fliers, which have triggered a flood of responses from across the globe.

He ended the exchange with an offer of “great women by the hour.”

Another man called to ask for advice about buying a co-op, and a Goldman Sachs trader gave him updates on the Occupy Wall Street protests. Others gave advice, and many vented about their own issues.

The first day, he got 100 calls and texts. A week after the flier went viral, he got a thousand texts and e-mails a day. To date — he’s still taking calls — 65,000 texts and calls have come in.

One day, he spent 16 hours on his smartphone.


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/hey_we_re_lonely_too_jjtpdcWm72z57AQpA9C8GM#ixzz1pYxHYgG8
 

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Trapped in the Elevator!

Tonight I spent a half-hour stuck in an elevator in my building.  And I lived to tell the tale.  Below there are 2 separate videos documenting my captivity...

In the next video you'll hear even more of the disembodied voice of Satan laughing at my plight. I didn't panic, but any longer and i'd have pissed myself!
So now what? Do you think I should ask for a rent discount or something? I feel like some of my uptight neighbors would probably raise hell. I should march into the leasing office and demand compensation for my lost half hour and my pain and suffering, right?

Review: Marieann Meringolo's "You Must Believe in Spring!"

Early in her set at uptown supper club Feinstein’s at Loews Regency, Marieann Meringolo asked her audience coolly and without irony, “Would you choose to be reincarnated for your lover?”

“No,” cried a voice from the audience, evoking a roar of laughter from the sparsely populated room.
Unscathed, Ms. Meringolo replied, “Well, you’re really going to have to use your imagination for these next few pieces.”

And she carried on, singing her collection of songs by Michel Legrand, most of which featured maudlin lyrics by sap-squad Alan and Marilyn Bergman.

That moment illustrated the inherent disconnection from her audience that Ms. Meringolo worked hard to bridge throughout her performance.  I’m not sure she ever managed to, but she certainly did try.

In cabaret performance the banter between songs is almost as important as the tunes themselves.  It serves to expose the real person beneath the characters, stripping away the artifice thereby endearing the performer to her audience.  Also, it should offer a light-hearted break from the sometimes high drama of the musical numbers. 

Ms. Meringolo’s songs were ballads: some loud, some soft, all saccharine.  The banter that should have been a respite after each foray into the Bergmans’ dated, schmaltzy sentimentality became instead an extension of it.

After singing songs with lyrics like “The world is like an apple whirling silently in space,” she chose to describe her relationship with music in this way: “The words of a song are the wine in a glass, and the music is the way I drink it into my soul.”

As directed by Eric Michael Gillett, this show was just too much heavy, serious emotion.  Even Macbeth had the porter scene to lighten the mood.

And then there’s the singing.  Ms. Meringolo is a singer of considerable strength and stamina.  She is at her best when she is understated and gentle, but she simply cannot resist the urge to finish every song with a modulation followed by a full-throated fortissimo. 

The best song of the evening, “Pieces of Dreams,” found Ms. Meringolo standing plaintively on stage, without vocal histrionics or melodic embellishments.  Her simple, straightforward crooning was sweet and pretty, and it conveyed the melancholic longing in the song’s lyrics.  For a moment, she was Streisand.  But then the band changed keys, and she put the pedal to the metal. 

Rather than “drinking the music into my soul,” like a glass of that lyrical wine she spoke about, the ending had all the subtlety of a frat-party keg stand.

A recipient of both Backstage Bistro and MAC Awards, Ms. Meringolo should stop trying to prove herself as a vocal powerhouse, and instead focus on telling stories with her songs.  The voice is there, and it is fine.  If she would let the song be the star, her talent would shine even brighter.  When a singer’s power is greater than her passion, it can raise questions about her artistic credibility.  Look at Christina Aguilera. 

Ms. Meringolo seemed perfectly at home in the beautiful, intimate, Feinstein’s, singing her concert “You Must Believe in Spring!”  She joined the audience off the stage for a number or two.  Once, she caught a glimpse of herself in a mirror that happened to be across the room, and briefly sang to her own reflection.  It was in these moments that she was most accessible, because they were charming in their casualness.

And I must mention her band.  The obviously well rehearsed trio of musicians had the benefit of being led by pianist Doyle Newmyer.  Ms. Meringolo, too, would have benefitted from such masterful guidance.  I can’t wait to see her perform a concert in which she herself is properly directed.

Marieann Meringolo’s "You Must Believe in Spring!" runs through March 18 at Feinstein’s at Loews Regency, Park Ave & 61st St. For info or tickets call 212-339-4095 or visit feinsteinsattheregency.com 


Review: The ThreePenny Opera

my review for EdgeNewYork.com published 2/13/12
Hidden inside an unassuming building on Manhattan’s west side, tucked away on its third floor, hides the TGB Theater, a small but suitable black box where Marvell Rep has assembled one of the most collectively talented casts currently performing on a midtown stage.

"The Threepenny Opera" by Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht is a pioneering work of the musical comedy genre and one of those oft-produced shows that, despite its existence in several varying translations from the original German, has become a standard of the American theater. Sometimes when a show is such a steady presence on the New York scene (it has seen seven Broadway mountings since it premiered in 1933), we view each new production with a nostalgia that can temper the work’s impact.

Artistic Director Lenny Leibowitz has made sure that this production will not be viewed through that lens of nostalgia, but with a fresh and nuanced gaze. It is not simply a remounting of a treasured piece from the canon: it is a living, breathing-at times, exciting-theatrical experience.

The sprawling plot line begins with Peachum, an entrepreneur in Victorian London whose business is to demand a tax from all the street beggars in town, finding out that his daughter has spent the night with Macheath, a dastardly criminal known colloquially as Mack the Knife.  We have previously been introduced to Macheath during the prologue by one of the beggars, the delightful (and delightfully pants-less) Stephen Sheffer singing the show’s most famous song, "Mack the Knife," which chronicles Macheath’s history of murder, larceny, rape, and general heartlessness.

In the second scene, the pathetic wedding of Macheath and Polly Peachum, we finally meet our antihero. Cruel and thoughtless he may be, but there’s no question why Polly would fall for such a bad boy: as played by Matt Faucher, Macheath is also strong, sexy, and charismatic.  Emma Ronsenthal’s Polly is no shrinking violet in the shadow of Macheath’s muscle. She brings a fearless, devil-may-care quality to the naïve Polly, and her renditions of "Pirate Jenny" and "Barbara Song" are feats of musicality and acting, respectively. Her name could be above the title.


Other stand-out performers include Joy Franz, deftly navigating a rather pronounced vocal break as the sneering, conniving Mrs. Peachum; Chad Jennings, who brings character-actor competence and leading-man charm to corrupt cop Tiger Brown, and the wonderful Ariela Morgenstern, whose bribe-taking prostitute Jenny Diver looks like a jaded, unbowed Natalie Wood.


As it is the benchmark of Brecht’s Epic Theatre movement, "The Threepenny Opera" should, in production, continually remind the audience that they are viewing a play. Rather than be caught up in the action and transported to an alternate reality a la Stanislavski, we are aware of the artifice.


To act as aides memoires, the ensemble of beggars and whores introduce each scene and song with a hand-painted sign suggestive of those carried by Peachum’s beggars. They draw a patch-worked set of red satin curtains, every swing of which evokes the billowing scarlet from Macheath’s bloody past.


Brecht’s London is a town populated by beggars, thieves, and whores. Corruption is the standard. It’s kill or be killed in this Marxist send-up of Capitalism gone haywire. Macheath gets double-crossed by just about everyone he knows but still doesn’t have the good sense to get out of town. He uses his every opportunity for escape instead as a time to go and have sex with prostitutes. This is what happens when lust for hedonism precludes the anticipation of its consequences.


Brecht did not want to be preachy and pious in this cautionary tale, but in the end (somehow) Macheath gets what’s coming to him. The show may be close to a hundred years old, but I’m still not going to tell you the ending. Go see it.


"The Threepenny Opera" plays in repertory through February 28 at TGB Theater located at 312 W. 36th St, just west of 8th Ave. for more information, visit www.marvellrep.com

Brazil! Brazil!

a review of mine for EdgeNewYork.com published 2/15/12

The New Victory Theater is a microcosm of Times Square’s transformation through the end of the last century. In the 1940s it was home to Minsky’s Burlesque. Throughout the 1970s and 80s it was a porn cinema. Today it is the city’s only theater devoted to performances geared exclusively toward children and family audiences. My, how things have changed!

But its current show "Brazil! Brazil!" is probably not what comes to mind when you think of Children’s Theater: "Hansel and Gretel" this ain’t. It is a love song to -- you guessed it -- all things Brazil. It is a plotless, hour-long, fast-paced celebration of the music, culture, and global influence of the Brazilian people. And it’s actually pretty sexy.

Throughout, there are video projections of a soccer ball (canary yellow and Kelly green, the Brazilian National football team’s colors, naturally) bouncing its way through the streets and beaches of Rio de Janeiro, past street artists, footballers, children, and adults.

Co-Creators/Co-Directors Toby Gough and Dr. Hana Al Hadad have produced a show that takes us on that same journey, catching glimpses of Brazilian life and customs, from the point-of-view of a wandering, run-away soccer ball.

"Brazil! Brazil!" is part concert, part circus, and part dance theater. A five-piece band remains onstage throughout the performance, providing the soundtrack for all the festivities. With its two electric guitars and drum set, it is more of a rock-n-roll band than a traditionally Brazilian one, though it does feature heavy on Brazilian rhythms and percussion.

One of the first vignettes is a showcase of Capoeira, an Afro-Brazilian martial art that incorporates dance and music. Here we are introduced to the show’s five strapping dancing men who will go on to dominate the bulk of the performance. This Capoeira is a tightly choreographed pseudo-battle with rapid high-kicks and quick spins that leave the audience dizzier than the shirtless heartthrobs onstage. It is interesting to note that the Capoeira is performed to up-tempo samba music rather than a traditional capoeira bateria.

While the Capoeiristas catch their breath and change costumes in the wings, a trio of "freestyle footballers" who have seemingly magical powers over their respective balls entertains us. These three have pretty impressive resumes when it comes to freestyle footballing. One of them (John Farnworth) participated in the 26-mile London Marathon all the while keeping a ball in the air. (Incidentally, during the marathon he was representing and raising funds for HIV charity Kick4Life.)

The children in the audience are particularly impressed by these gravity-defying soccer stunts. Judging by the "ooh’s" and "aah’s" coming from the crowd, I imagine they were all practicing with their own soccer balls the next morning.

The extravaganza is peppered with appearances by two beautiful women (for which Brazil also happens to be well known). Paloma Gomes sings a few traditional sambas, occasionally duetting with Mickey Beigi, who, in addition to being a dancer, is essentially the evening’s emcee.

But it is Gianne Abbott, lead dancer, who tries with lightning-fast gyrating and soulful dance moves to steal the show. Occasionally, she succeeds. Even after she leaves the stage at the show’s conclusion, one gets the impression that she continues dancing right into the elevator of her hotel.

"Brazil! Brazil!" arrives in New York after touring Europe, UK, and Australia as a show that could be Brazil’s theatrical ambassador to the world. Even if the families in the audience don’t understand every reference to lambada or samba or Carnival, the cast’s love and devotion to their own culture is obvious and infectious.

"Brazil! Brazil!" runs through February 26 at the New Victory Theater, 209 W. 42nd St. For information on tickets or attending a Capoeira workshop, visit newvictory.org.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Spiderman: Turn off the Shit Spigot

Last night I had the occasion to see that much talked about musical on Broadway, Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark. 
I'm probably a little late, reviewing a show that opened on Broadway last June.  Anyway, here's my take on the whole thing using 3 jpegs:



More specifically, this show is a very expensive (at times, dazzling) joke.

Peter Parker is a bright high school student who is regularly bullied by jocks.  This important plot point is illustrated in the HORRENDOUS song "Bullying by Numbers," a ditty which conspicuously does not appear on the soundtrack album.  I don't even know what "bullying by numbers" means.  I know that painting by numbers is a contrived way to create artworks with absolutely no talent, inspiration or skill.  So maybe it's like that.

Peter gets bitten by a genetically-altered spider on a school field trip to the local Top-Secret Genetic-Modification Research Facility and transforms into a superhero.

After Peter's idol, scientist Norman Osborn (played by the only person in this show worth mentioning Patrick Page), transforms himself into a genetic mutant he gets the cockamamie idea that all of humanity would be better off if they would too.  Villainous shenanigans ensue.

Useless Sub-Plots and Plot Points 

  • Peter decides to use his new powers for good. But his girlfriend Mary Jane can't deal with him not being around.  So he decides to quit.  A minute or two later he decides to go back to being a super hero.
  • The mad scientist creates 6 super villains all of whom are defeated by Spiderman in the course of one song.  
  • Mary Jane's abusive, drunk father has one line and is referenced in only one song early in act 1.  
  • Peter's uncle gets car-jacked.
  • The mad scientist has a wife whom he accidentally kills and then 2 of her appear to him in a hallucination. i enjoyed that character but she was totally unnecessary.


Things That Made No Sense

  •  I realize that when it comes to superhero stories (and musicals, in general) sometimes one must suspend disbelief and just go with it, but I ask you: wouldn't a bite from a genetically enhanced venomous spider just be more poisonous than usual?
  • Mary Jane lives on the Lower East Side (presumably in the projects since her Dad is a drunk and doesn't work) and Peter lives in Washington Heights, but they go to high school in Queens. 
  • Also, in the pile of crap known as Act I, Peter walks Mary Jane home after school.  That would have been a helluva walk.  And for no reason at all, the actors walked on a turning treadmill in order to walk while staying center-stage.  ummmmm, really? a treadmill built into the stage  for one stupid scene? no wonder this musical had such an outrageous budget and will never (mark my words) turn a profit.
  • The Spiderman coffee mug in the gift shop at the Foxwood Theater cost $15.00.
  • The title! I can't even tell you why it is called "Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark."  There is this one shit song called "Turn Off the Dark" that Arachne (the spider lady from greek mythology) sings to Peter (don't ask).  But I don't see why they didn't just call it Spiderman.
      Things I liked


  • The opening number is super cool! The Greek spider lady is transformed into a spider by an angry goddess and a huge web is woven in front of our eyes on stage using ugly yellow fabric, aerialists, gravity and perfect timing.  The awesomeness of this moment is the only reason this character even exists.
  • Spiderman flying out over the audience was spectacular.  Also you get to see muscled stuntmen in skintight clothes fly, spread-eagle, directly over your head. It's a great view.
  • The sets were very inspired, especially when the audience is transported to the top of the Chrysler Building. 
  • The ending. not the way the story was resolved; i was just glad when it was over.
If the creators of this musical had spent half the time making a good story that they spent perfecting outlandish graphic-novel inspired sets and circus-worthy acrobatics, this may have come together as a piece of musical theater.  As it is, what we have is a mess.